Ashley wants a babe.

This is a real problem. This has happened many times and it's the first time I'm reporting it.

When I see some chick with a hot dude (in a picture- easier to tell if a guy is hot because you can look at it for longer, or if it's Facebook you can look at more than one pic) I usually get upset as if she's snatched up the last attractive man on earth and I am further doomed to life-long romanceless dissatisfaction and having to marry a dude I don't really want. But here are a few things I've realized:

1. THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

2. He's not the last hot guy on earth.

*a. Although, I'm not certain about that. I can't tell you the last time I met let alone saw a "hot" guy.

3. I would never marry someone I'm not totally head-over-heels for! So if he was unattractive- I wouldn't know or care because I'd be crazy in love.

*a. Hopefully though, he just is a babe.

*b. Hopefully he's just a babe BUT ALSO with other fantastic qualities, duh!

4. I guess that's all I realized. Hm. That's disappointing. I hope that's enough to help me make it through the next 20 years of being single and seeing all my friends marry cute dudes.