Monday, December 12, 2011

Ashley does what she wants!

I do what I want!

I eat Trader Joe's Dark Chocolate Minty Mallows late at night when I've already eaten too many sweets!
I stay up way past my bedtime!
I finally buy some awesome leather boots!
I cut my hair all short!
I re-mani and pedi my nails 3 times a week if I feel like it!
I'll even cover 'em with glitter!
I wear sparkly do-dads and stuff in my hair like I'm a big baby girl!
I think of stuff I want to own, I buy the fabric, and I MAKE IT on my sewing machine!
I wear tight pants and high heels and feel hot!
I go on delirious typing rampages about doing what I want!
I tell people what I think!
I tell people nice things because I like them to feel good!
And only because I mean it!
I shop til I drop on discounted items!
I love Taco Bell and there's nothing you can do about it!
I also love Del Taco and I don't think I'm being a traitor! It's really tasty!
I wear bright lipstick all the time now!
I refuse to go to the movies and spend an asinine amount on tickets!
I spend that money on music albums or cheap jewelry, shoes, clothes or nail polish instead!
I act like I'm Mexican!
Sometimes black!
I eat large quantities of Brussels sprouts!
I go to church and the temple!
I buy over-the-top shoes in the midst of an "I do what I want!" fit, but admit they're stupid looking on me and then return them!
But I'd never return something after wearing it!
I read self-help and feel-good books!
I take the stairs at work!
I wear a pink Snuggie at my desk!



I am doin' this thang called LIFE, and I'm sick of holding myself back. I'm gonna be me. I DO WHAT I WANT!

3 comments:

  1. aaaaaaaaaaa men (sang like i'm 'black', in a choir)

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  2. You GO Ashley! Enjoy your single-hood/doing what you want while you can! You'll be snatched up someday and it will be a new kind of fun - but not single life fun.

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